June 2012
i feel like my entire life is becoming a what the actual fuck kind of moment
wait what the fuck
instagrampa:
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
May 2012
danimansutti:
forever having a laff at the girls who claim they have never masturbated
nigga u srs
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
“I’m so glad I don’t remember the taste of semen”
– One of my really close friends I can’t say the name but it rhymes with Shameron
kiril: you kinda look like a tampon let me stick you up my pussy
me:
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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liquor ice cream on house md can i just please can i get a hold of some of than rn
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
