January 2012
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buttfrick asked: can i have ur url yet?
i’m convinced that i’m probably the only person on my facebook who couldn’t give two fucks about the giants or the superbowl
milasweetcunt:
underaged:
pizzahut has a twitter and literally every single tweet is them apologizing to someone who’s tagged them and said they got a shitty pizza i can’t stop laughing it has 3,000 tweets
ghostess:
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
sourcechelseawoosh:
in orders to get your drivers license you should be required to complete rainbow road on mario kart without falling off once
desterysmith:
it’s a damn shame we’ll never be able to know what the academy actually was
gaymzee:
how about instead of dropping the bass we gently set it down on a table nearby
Ew why are leonard and penny going on a date again no god why ew
i really hope this 30 minute powernap i’m about to take doesn’t turn into a 5 hour sleep
starrytrails:
As it turns out, ██████ let the dogs out.
colfergasmic:
poehlerizer:
yeah you know there’s murderers and rapists and thieves and terrorists but who can think of them when there’s people sharing files online
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what is the point of those security questions if i don’t even know the answers to them
what was your 3rd grade teachers name what street did your mother grow up on what is your great twice removed closet homosexual uncle’s middle name
i wonder who came up with italics like
lets give these words more of an impact
so lets make them kind of sideways
clungetastic:
my drug dealer cracks me up
Love that is not action is not love.